So close to the beach… if you’re training for a marathon.
A stone’s throw from the beach — provided you’ve got a really good arm.
Add Your Technically near the beach… if you consider 12 blocks plus an uphill battle near.
Proper calls it ‘beach adjacent.’ We call it ‘beach aspirational.
Luxury hotel with ocean breezes — well, the breezes eventually get there.
It’s practically on the sand! (Provided you bring your Peloton and ride for 20 minutes.)
Improper directions: Yes, you can walk to the beach… but bring snacks and a survival kit.
Improper views: Not the ocean, but a spectacular panorama of, well… Santa Monica homeless.
Improper Location: Where luxury meets local ‘street life.
Stay for the rooftop cocktails, dodge for the sidewalk obstacles.
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